This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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