She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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