ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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