She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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