So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
