I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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