Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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