I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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