you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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