im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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