I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We got so high we made milksteak
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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