I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
