yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
