Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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