i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Bring me that man meat
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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