Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
