You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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