Don't you send me to vm
wrigley field is MILF paradise
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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