don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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