So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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