Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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