When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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