either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Randomize
