My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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