on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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