You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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