I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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