I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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