Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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