3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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