I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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