The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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