So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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