who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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