Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
