***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
