put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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