Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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