She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I am available for nakedness
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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