It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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