therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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