She announced her abortion via fbk
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Randomize
