I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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