I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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