I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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