tell your sister to shave her snatch
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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