is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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