But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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