Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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