Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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