do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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