dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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