so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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