The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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