i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I am available for nakedness
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Randomize
