For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
