Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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