I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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