In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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