My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
There's always time for handjobs
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Randomize
